I’m not one for the traditional made-up holiday that is Valentine’s Day. However, the very topic of Valentine’s Day PLUS zombies … how could I resist? So if you’re going to buy your loved one something cool for this fake holiday, how about something from this collection I put together from Etsy? These gifts are so much cooler than boring chocolates and flowers, aren’t they?
This is for you married types. What says “I love you” more than a portrait of this adorable blood-hungry couple? Nothing, I say!
What is true love, really? It’s not just about love but about going above and beyond the call of duty for your significant other, right? And nothing says love like letting someone eat your brains. Let everyone know that’s how you feel with this keyring.
Just what I wanted! Two zombie legs to bookmark that horrible paranormal romance novel I was reading! Never lose your place again with this couple of dead ones.
Well, first I have to ask, what’s not to love? Of course, zombies love you! They’re very loving creatures. So celebrate Valentine’s Day by letting everyone know how zombies feel about you with this red-splattered tee (blood sold separately).
If you absolutely must send a card for Valentine’s Day, at least pick one with style. This one shows your cherished one exactly how you feel.
How about a way to tell your special one that your love is dead? How about this adorable zombie girl print? May the love you share RIP.
Forget the candy and cookies. Go for this adorable zombie gingerbread man who comes with his very own hatchet! She’ll love this so much more and it doesn’t have any calories!
Awww… isn’t this sweet? She loved him so much that she cut him up into little bitty bits and ate them. That’s devotion, let me tell you. Let your sweetheart know you feel the same.
Oh, look, Cupid was a zombie! And he will give you his heart if you give him your brains. Isn’t that a fair trade for true love?
What better way to say “You’re the one” than with this honest message in the form of an endearing candy heart? This one is sure to please even the most discriminating of your Valentines.